User:Sstack
From Splatspace
Someday I'll be a real boy, just like Pinocchio!
Once upon a time, I lived on a tropical island with a monkey named Gerard. Gerard taught me all about making wine out of the native fruits and we went on to sell it to neighboring islands. Eventually Gerard became a Wine Magnate for that region and sent me off to school in America, so that I could get a real education.
