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Someday I'll be a real boy, just like Pinocchio!

Once upon a time, I lived on a tropical island with a monkey named Gerard. Gerard taught me all about making wine out of the native fruits and we went on to sell it to neighboring islands. Eventually Gerard became a Wine Magnate for that region and sent me off to school in America, so that I could get a real education.